- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
This is a Martin Freeman as Tim Canterbury Appreciation Post.
(via allmymetaphors)
Listening to Say Anything’s “Admit it!” for inspiration for the satire I have to write by Friday.
Totally going to wait until something hits me Thursday night to start writing though.
I often wish I owned a tiara and played in a mariachi band.
(via michelleigh)
I need a star wars moment real quick.
(via markhoppus)
Got the math award at my school’s award ceremony.
Thought I was only getting the history one.
I can’t do math.
What is going on.
The incredulous look on your face when you stood up was priceless. xD
Stumbling onto the stage like a pro. Pretty sure I bumped into the table.
I seriously thought it was a mistake or the wrong list or I don’t even know.
Got the math award at my school’s award ceremony.
Thought I was only getting the history one.
I can’t do math.
What is going on.
